These are the texts fro my serigraphy boxes:

Counterfeit LOUIS VUITTON Speedy handbag. Made in Shenzhen by Guizhou Girls.

Synthetic opioid KOLOKOL-1. Used by Spetsnatz Special purpose regiment in the Moscow Theatre Hostage Crisis.

Category A biological weapon EBOLA VIRUS. Codename: Blue Nile. Group: V. Order: Mononegavirales. Family: Filoviridae

NATO COSMIC TOP SECRET documents of the war crimes perpetrated during the Operation Kryptonite in Helmand, Afganistan.

US$ 1.000.000.000 stolen from the Central Bank of Iraq when the United States began bombing Baghdad

I'm lovin' it HAPPY MEAL. Cheeseburger + Coke + French Fries + Ketchup + Confederancy of Independent Systems' General Grievous toy.

Burusera. DIRTY PANTIES with Hello Kitty image and urine, sweat and vaginal fluids. Used by Akiko, 16yrs, from Hiroshima.

A premium HUMAN KIDNEY donated by Rishi, 12yrs, from Mumbai.

High quality COCAINE pruduced by Cali Cartel, Colombia, and handled by Almighty Latin King and Queen Nation. Slightly cut with baking soda.

Special offer ARTIFICIAL HYMEN. No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product you can have your first night back anytime. Add in a few moans and groans and you will pass thorough undetectable.

The No. 1 hydrogen cyanide pesticide for insects and small animals URAGAN D2. Formerly known as Zyklon B and used in the gas chambers of the Nazi concentration camps.

Liberation Army's DIRTY BOMB. Caesium 137 + Semtex 10.      Weapon of mass panic

Hot BLOOD DIAMONDS the warlord president Charles Taylor gave to the model Naomi Campbell. These rocks don't loose their shape, blood diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Inés, who worked as my assistant during the summer, asked me how my hyper big master piece is developing, the work that she was painting with me, and told that she would like to come to see it. I told he that I haven't touched it after the summer vacation.

I knew that it was going to be difficult to concentrate in a huge painting project for a long time and that's one reason why I decided not to promise it to any show and work without a set deadline. There are several other projects that need my attention. I'm preparing my solo show at the studio space of Kunsthalle Helsinki in October but now my A1 priority are two series of screen prints I'm doing for Eeris' Persten Collection.

The first series is traditional two  dimensional printmaking. Eeris chose five drawings of mine that would work well with the serigraphy technic. Then he asked me to do a new one combining both human and animal rights. I did a piece with some Beijing Roast Duck.

The other series are three-dimensional boxes. Jani did awesome breakfast cereal boxes  for Eeris and I thought that I want to continue that path. My boxes will be the same size and form of Happy Meal, the Golden Arches handles included. I'm not going to pack in them only burgers and toys but also dirty bombs and used panties.

In a recent interview, Antti Nylén - Finland's most provocative essayist, says that he spends 96% of his energy on his family and the rest four on writing. The author has two kids, just like me.

Sometimes, I envy the SANKs (Single Artist, No Kids) living in Berlin, London or New York and having a plenty of time to spend in the studio and to do networking around the openings, dinners and parties.

No doubt, it was a professional suicide to accept my wife's proposal and move to a village of 383 inhabitants. That time I was a freshly graduated 27-year-old innocent artist but I had my works already in the permanent collection of Museum of Modern Art, New York, and I had exhibited my stuff in places like Camden Arts Centre, London and the way to the fame seemed eath. I thought that if Bruce Nauman lives in his ranch in Gallisteo, New Mexico (population 265), why couldn't I live in Cervera de los Montes, Toledo. Then little by little I found out that it wasn't that instant to triumph in the global art world.

It would be to easy to blame my wife and children for my lack of success but I must admit that my life is gratifying, and even if I fail to fail as artist, nobody can take my family and happiness away from me. I think it would be too anxious to build the life solely on the work and the success. And I still believe that I'm doing a hell of an oeuvre with those 4% of my energy.

Apples, Alligator baits, Apes, Baboombas, BBKs, Bluegums, Boofers, Brillo pads, Brown sugars, Brownies, Bucks, Buffies, Cargos, Casabooboos, Chocos, Chocolate drops, Chongos, Cocos Cocolos, Congo lips, Conkies, Coons, Cordons, Cornbreads, Corneliuses, Cotton pickers, Crows, Cuffs, Dans, Darkeys, Dinges, Eggplants, Eight balls, Geechees, Ghetto hamsters, Golliwoggs, Groids, Hapshis, Homies, Horse gums, Ink faces, Jackamammies, Jar jars, Jigaboos, Jiggas, Jungle bunnies, Kaffirs, Macacas, Mammy, Mellanoids, Monkeys, Moolies, Mossheads, Mud ducks, Munts, Nagas, Nappy heads, Nig nogs, Niggers, Nigglets, Nighs fighters, Nigruns, Ninjas, Ninnies, Nurple, Pickaninnies, Porch monkeys, Powder burns, Quashies, Round hairs, Rock apes, Sambos, Shiners, Slopes, Sooties, Spades, Spear chuckers, Splibs, Spooks, Tar babies, Thick lips, Teapots, Velcro heads, Welfare monkeys, Windchimes, Yoyos, Zigaboos.

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